Kiryas Yoel Cemetery Events And Protocol

Jewish Press Online
http://www.thejewishpress.com/page.do/8050/Tannenbaum_.html
April, 2007


To: thefrumskepticsgroup@yahoogroups.com
From: "bizsmart2365"
Date: Monday, April 2, 2007

Well, looks like as if a unique parasite, endemic only to the Satmar community
is responsible for the dementia that is fast spreading in the brains of the Screwey
Satmars. Is the vector their cholov yisroel milk or is their mikvah the source of the
infection?

How else to explain this obsession with separation of the sexes? Maybe the NIH should investigate if the mad cow prions have discovered an affinity for Satmar
glatt meat ?

Not content to societaly estrange their young girls with Talaban-like fatwas ( they call it a kol koreh) on foreign travel, they now have their eyes set on
separating men and women who might visit cemetaries. A cemetary of all places ! Now that place really makes me want to cast of my tzitzis and ravish some blonde-shaytled vixen behind a remote tombstone.

Not to worry. These crackpots have placed special "modesty monitors" at the cemetary gate to assure that the shaytel is covered by a hat to reduce any rise in male testosterone levels.

No, this is not Afghanistan. Read on to discover where.

http://www.thejewishpress.com/page.do/8050/Tannenbaum_.html

Kiryas Yoel Cemetery Events And Protocol

The yahrzeit of the Berach Moshe, late Satmar Rebbe, will bring tens of thousands to the Satmar cemetery in Kiryas Yoel. The yahrzeit is on Shabbos, a day we don't visit cemeteries. Therefore, the cemetery will be open for men only from 6:00 p.m. on Thursday to 5:00 a.m. Monday March 16. On Monday, from 5:00 a.m. onward, the Kiryas Yoel cemetery will be reserved for ladies only. Men are restricted from entering any part of the cemetery from 5:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. After 6:00 p.m. men and women, separately, will have regular access to the cemetery. Those who have yahrzeit of a close relative buried in the cemetery on those restricted days must come before the limited times to conform to these restrictions.

Kiryas Yoel Cemetary

Men are directed to enter the cemetery through the upper gate near the yeshiva and ladies may only use the lower entrance gate at the roadside. Ladies are requested to adhere to rules of modesty in dress and behavior. Women members of the Chevra Kadisha will be stationed at the cemetery entrances to ensure modesty. Inside the Ohel, ladies are restricted from entering the men's section at all times even when empty. Kohanim are warned that entry to the Ohel is permissible to them only through the upper gate, near the yeshiva. The lower gate pathway, which is narrow, precludes their entry through the cemetery.


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