Buttdials from Shlomoh

Cupid went and shot me.
So I shot him back.
And I tied his little body to the railroad tracks.
When they come knocking.
I won’t hide.
Who needs an alibi; I’ll just call it suicide.

My friend Tony has a friend named Shlomoh.
Bought a little place down in Ohio.
Found a little woman about half his age.
See, Shlomoh's 80 years old.
She ran off and found a younger mate.

Cupid went and shot him.
So he shot him back.
And he tied his little body to the railroad tracks.
When they come knocking; Shlomoh won’t hide.
Who needs an alibi; hell just call it suicide.

Tony Saxon is a buddy of my friend, Tony Dadika. He has graciously allowed me to post the lyrics of his song, Buttdials from Shlomoh, based on an incident of poor judgement on my part as a younger man! LOL
You can listen to this song on the index page of this site HERE