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THE POEMS OF
William Dziekanowski and Mo Gelber
are talented comics, actors, and poets. They are core members of Shlomoh's cable TV show, THE TONY AND SHLOMOH SHOW. Their bios can be found at
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ALZHIEMERS
William Dziekanowski 2002History is but a memory, And thine own memory is a thing of the past
My mom can't remember my name , The sea of life seems vast
For I too know ,that one day I ll ,get lost in my backyard
At least when those days have come , I'll forget that life was hardSCOTTY MC GEE
William Dziekanowski 1990There once was a Scotty McGee
One day he started to see
He never did mind
The days he was blind
But, How the Fuck Could it Be?CROCKET
William Dziekanowski 1984There once was a man named Crocket
He stuck his 11th finger in a electric socket
Some son of a bitch
Threw on the switch
And his dick flew off like a ROCKET!
RECYCLING MADNESS
Mo GelberA corn-filled bowel movement stirs in my intestines,
will the pull of a silver lever send it to its destiny,
it rides the sea of cold rusty mud,
and sails the lake of mortar,
soon to reappear again ,floating in your drinking water.
Have a nice day!This short poem won Mo Gelber second place in a contest a few years ago
and a prize of $500.
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