The Jew Klux Klan

Tony: Hey Shlo! What's with the hood and sheet? You join the Ku Klux Klan? Shlo: What? You actually think I would join that stupid organization? Tony: So what's with the getup? Shlo: This, Tony, is the new group - the Jew Klax Klan! Tony: What's that? Shlo: We are promoting complete separation. Tony: Complete separation of the races? Shlo: No way! The shvarters and the whites, and the Jews and the goyyim can hang together all they want, for all we care. Tony: Then what? Shlo: Complete separation of meat and dairy. Tony: What? Shlo: We are marching on Washington next week - to petition the Bush gang to make an amendment to the Constitution - forbidding eating milk with meat together. Tony: Why's that? Shlo: It's no damn good mixing meat with dairy. Tony: So what are you gonna do? Shlo: We're gonna burn a Jewish star on the lawn of the White House to make our demands. Tony: Burn a friggin star? Oh yeah. You could burn Mel Gibson. He's a star. Shlo: Yeah. But he's not a Jewish star. He's a Christian star. Tony: Then why don't you burn Adam Sandler? He's a Jewish star. Shlo: [Looks at Tony] Tony: So you're serious about this. Shlo: Yeah. Very serious. Wake up, goyish people. Meat and milk together is poison. Tony: So if anyone wants to join the march on Washington, who can they call? Shlo: Call the FairLawn Chapter of the Jew Klux Klan. The number is in the FairLawn yellow pages. Tony: Can anyone join or do you have to be a Jew? Shlo: Nah! Anyone can join. Leave your foreskin at the door and come on down.

Tony: Ok. Good. Hey Shlo. We got a show to do. We already wasted too much time with this crap. Shlo: Oh alright! If you put it that way. Long live the Jew Klux Klan. Off the pig together with the cheese. Tony: So let's see that copy of Playgoy you brought in. Shlo: OK, here it is. It features Women in the Bible. Very holy women. Tony: [smirking] Oh yeah. They're holey alright.

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